Tuesday, October 25, 2011

GPStreetfighter: MarkusWelby VS. Terrence Malick



ROUND 1

The sultan of snooze must have still been groggy after falling asleep during his own screening of "Tree Of Life" and Welby cock punches him to his knees. Round 1 easily goes to Welby.



ROUND 2

Welby gets a little too brash, and the king of coma shows that he has a little spunk left in his trunk. He must have had the military advisers show him some sneaky soldier shit while filming "The Thin Red Line." Welby is rocked and the round goes to Malick.



ROUND 3

The bell rings and Welby desperately tries to clear his head after the second round shellacking. The dark knight of napping closes in for a sure kill, but Welby has one last trick looming for Terrence. 


HADOKEN!

 


GAME OVER MALICK!




It was a close call, but MarkusWelby prevails and shames the sleepmaster Malick back to slumberland with his head hung low. The unholy alliance of Malick and Krueger will have to try to defeat GREEN PEOPLE SOUP another day. Special thanks to MT Framework for sending us video of the defeating HADOKEN blow.


4 comments:

  1. Poor Malick is too old to jump over a Hadouken, don't you have no mercy sir?

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  2. Castor.....a man face you he is enemy.....enemy deserve NO MERCY!

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  3. What a battle! Happy you won!

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