All the CG in the world couldn't feed me a scare...and nothing beats the showdown between MacCready and Blair.
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You beat me to it but that's okay, I'll give you my one sentence review anyway!
ReplyDeleteA great "thing" indeed it tries to imitate, but I left the theater full of regret and hate.
Correct.
ReplyDeleteHi guys, I've never seen the original and I'm sure as hell would never see this remake!
ReplyDelete@ruth I'm glad your stance on horror includes crap remakes.
ReplyDeleteIt’s no great thing, just a better Thing than expected. It’s not incredibly scary but has the same tense and paranoid feel that the Carpenter version went for, and it works in a way. The problem is that on own it’s own, it doesn’t really work. Good review. Check out mine when you get the chance.
ReplyDelete@Dan O. Will do. I'll save my comments for when I check it out.
ReplyDeleteSusccint and to the point, I like it. This movie was terrible. Also enjoyed perusing your blog.
ReplyDelete@3guys Thanks for checking the blog out. Correct, this movie is terrible.
ReplyDeleteI forget if I mentioned this when I commented on your review, but I added Shogun Assassin to my queue. I'm kind of stoked for that one.