Tuesday, October 18, 2011

GPSerious: The Sexual Innuendo of Forbidden World.



I'm a fan of innuendo. Countless films use it to spice up the chemistry between leads, and when done well, it can excite you and make you want to see how a relationship pans out. And then there's Forbidden World, which was supposed to be some kind of Alien rip-off. It also uses innuendo, but it sounds more like dialogue from Forbidden World, Where People Fuck in Space. That movie has yet to be made, but I'm not beneath doing things for a paycheck. Hollywood agents, I hope you're reading.


I won't dilly-dally around; you've come here for some innuendo. I also won't even bother setting up any of these clips. They stand pretty well on their own:

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First impressions are always important.

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New faces.....TO FUCK! SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!

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This one isn't exactly innuendo. I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be an "artistic" shot, but let's be honest about what we're all looking at here. It's not the Ghostbusters slime on the lens.

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I would have responded, "You heard right. How about I shoot some trouble up in you?" I swear I could write these things.

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This is probably my favorite one. It happens literally the morning after the last clip. He's stud muffin. 

And thus ends the epic journey of the sexual innuendo in Forbidden World. I couldn't be bothered to watch the whole thing, by the way. I fast-forwarded a lot. Sometimes it's just something you have to do.

3 comments:

  1. This clip trumps all of yours

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1GA4qcbwjI

    I have made it my life ream to find a situation where i could repeat that last line in real life.

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  2. Lmao, I've seen that clip before.

    Just try it out next time you're talking with a girl. I don't really think it's a line you need to "work in." You either say it or...you don't.

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