Hot off his first ever appearance at San Diego Comic-Con, Steven Spielberg has been spilling the goods about his latest and greatest creations that will be gracing movie screens near you. GPS was granted an exclusive audience with the academy award winner and was simply stunned when he revealed not one.......not two.....but three sequels currently shooting simultaneously for the upcoming "Cowboys & Aliens" franchise. Jon Favreau is back on board directing the next exciting chapters in the sci-fi saga about other worldly invaders, and he happily joined his mentor during our presentation.
Spielberg & Favreau tuning up movie magic together
Pilgrims & Aliens
The pilgrims have landed on Plymouth Rock, but so have the aliens! Come Thanksgiving, Native Americans and the rest of humanity will quake at the prospect of getting booted off their land as well as their planet! Favreau insists that this is a match made in heaven. "The next chapter couldn't be cowboys again.....it had to be special......what's better than setting the story in the time of the Pilgrims......then releasing it on one of America's favorite holiday weekends?" This sounds like one Thanksgiving contest your overweight uncle won't be sleeping through after turkey dinner!
Aliens & Aliens
Our mouths were completely agape when we saw this still, but Spielberg explained his rationale to us about the second sequel. "Everyone knows James Cameron basically wants to be me," the mogul stated. "He's had a hard-on for my stuff his whole career and I'm going to take his greatest work and basically make it even greater than that hack ever could." Favreau was chomping at the bit to throw his two cents in. "It's going to rival his space marine opus by leaps and bounds......Aliens & Aliens.....think about that..it's brilliant....it simply cannot miss.....game over man!"
Indiana Jones & Even More Crystal-Skulled Aliens
Before we even had a chance to react to the final still, Spielberg quickly jumped from his seat and defended his concept to us for "Indiana Jones & Even More Crystal-Skulled Aliens." "I believe there is a pretty rabid following for Indy IV out there........this ones for them!," he declared. "People want to know where the crystal skull came from and I'm not going to disappoint them!" The veteran director explained that the last installment of the "Aliens &" saga will be a potent combo alongside the very final adventure of the daredevil archeologist. "Indy is passing the torch to Mutt.......I'm passing it to Favreau....Harrison will probably be passing away in general........this is just a perfect ending that will kill two franchise birds with one stone!"
Big things are certainly in store for the "Aliens &" series, and hopefully this dynamic duo haven't gone overboard with these concepts. Only the final box office receipts will say for sure, but GPS cannot wait to see what these directing titans have in store for audiences in the summers to come.
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HAHA I would pay to see Pilgrims & Aliens, look hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteI'd want to see Aliens & Aliens myself.
ReplyDeleteA sequel announcement already?? Man, we don't even know if this isn't gonna live up to the hype. The reviews haven't been good, though I still wanna see it just to see what in the world is this movie about :D
ReplyDelete@Ruth, I'm still hopeful that it will be decent but we'll see.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, my poor grammar, i wrote this in a hurry, sorry Markus.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I hope it'll be decent, too. But I won't see it right away, as I still have to catch HP 7.2 this weekend.
@ Ruth: Hope you enjoy HP 7.2!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of this week's release, they should make a Smurfs vs Aliens so we can watch all them blue people get slaughtered! :)
@Castor that's an awesome idea!
ReplyDeleteI kid.....but I also saw the movie.....and it kicked ass!
ReplyDelete"Aliens & Aliens" is awesome. The Indiana Jones one frightens me though because it probably has a realistic chance of happening.
ReplyDelete@someguy.....yeah....that's what I'm afraid of.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, love the Aliens & Aliens. But isn't that the creature from The Gate?
ReplyDeleteIt is Marc! you're the first to notice! The Gate is one of my favorite horror films. I love the minions and I thought they looked alien enough for the post!
ReplyDeleteI actually found Cowboys & Aliens to be alright.
ReplyDeleteJulian, I'm kind of excited to see the extended cut. Supposedly they add a little bit of character stuff.
ReplyDelete@Dirty...I love Cowboys & Aliens. Phobos and I can't figure out why so many people crap all over it.
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