Still reeling from what can only be described as stellar sales of the theatrical release, DVD, and Blu-ray releases of Drive Angry 3D, Nicholas Cage has, yet again, collected another paycheck. Despite Cage's recent financial misfortunes, the seasoned actor has purchased a new castle in the Scottish Highlands.
When reached for comment, Cage said that he was "driving around, you know, and I, uh, I stopped by my local realtor's. I wanted...they happened to have some blueprints just laying around, and I asked about them. Turns out it was this sweet ass haunted castle. I haggled a bit, and we settled on a price everyone was happy with."
Aerial view of the new purchase. Cage is also on record speculating that he might use it to shoot Season of the Witch 2: More Knights in Chainmail.
GPS believes Cage is also banking on a return to former glory with 2012's Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. We will keep you updated as more money is deposited and quickly exited from his bank account.