In the past few years, we've grown accustomed to seeing the same ole same ole when it comes to costumes. Pirates walking the plank, the undead walking the earth, and vampires that glitter in the daylight have been walking the streets on All Hallow's Eve. Thanks to Angelina Jolie, there will apparently be more posing going on than walking when it's time for trick or treat this year. She's got leg, and she knows how to use it. After strutting her stuff at the Academy Awards, Jolie's leg has become the most popular human appendage in history. Now Halloween aficionados everywhere are clamoring to be the first one at the party to show up as Angelina's leg, but costume stores are struggling to meet the recent high demand for her extremely erotic extension.
Jolie's Leg in high demand at costume stores
Annoying goth chick and part time costume employee Margie Helfner has already grown weary of the constant requests for Jolie's leg. "As soon as the legs come in, they're walking out the door," Helfner said irritatedly. "I'm like....we've got plenty of Lady Gaga meat-suits in stock, but I guess that's soooo 2010!"
Annoying goth gal and costume store employee: "no leg in stock"
...."but still plenty of Gaga's meat"
The months leading up to Halloween this year should be highly profitable for costume stores thanks to Jolie's leg and people who desperately wish to be trendy. Rumor has it that Jolie has a mole on her ass that shall be taking center stage at next year's Oscars. Costume stores prepare!