In the past few years, we've grown accustomed to seeing the same ole same ole when it comes to costumes. Pirates walking the plank, the undead walking the earth, and vampires that glitter in the daylight have been walking the streets on All Hallow's Eve. Thanks to Angelina Jolie, there will apparently be more posing going on than walking when it's time for trick or treat this year. She's got leg, and she knows how to use it. After strutting her stuff at the Academy Awards, Jolie's leg has become the most popular human appendage in history. Now Halloween aficionados everywhere are clamoring to be the first one at the party to show up as Angelina's leg, but costume stores are struggling to meet the recent high demand for her extremely erotic extension.
Jolie's Leg in high demand at costume stores
Annoying goth chick and part time costume employee Margie Helfner has already grown weary of the constant requests for Jolie's leg. "As soon as the legs come in, they're walking out the door," Helfner said irritatedly. "I'm like....we've got plenty of Lady Gaga meat-suits in stock, but I guess that's soooo 2010!"
Annoying goth gal and costume store employee: "no leg in stock"
...."but still plenty of Gaga's meat"
While i loved Jolie, i have to wonder what the leg thing was all about. And why she has gotten so skinny...like seriously, she needs to eat a double cheeseburger stat.
ReplyDelete@dirty...no doubt! I was thinking the same thing when I saw her at the Oscars. She needs to eat a sandwich. I guess I just prefer curvy women.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking she will have to bulk up a bit for her film with besson.
ReplyDeleteBtw on my blog i think you meant to leave a comment on my pitch post but it ended up on the post before
@dirty...sorry about that. I enjoyed the pitch post if it makes you feel any better.
ReplyDeleteIts ok. The important part is that you liked it :)
ReplyDelete@dirty...liked it, and corrected the mistake on your site!
ReplyDeleteThanks man. I also gave george inspiration for a GPS article yesterday. In fact, i even got a gold star from him for it :)
ReplyDeleteHaha, "No leg in stock" Brilliant...she really should eat something though. Jolie is still good-looking.
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@Ty...yes indeed she needs to eat a few burgers with extra "salt"
ReplyDeleteAhaha another inspired post Markus :) It certainly was more than curious to see her strike this freaking pose every chance she got. Now I know why, it's taken a life of its own!
ReplyDeleteAhahaha, I knew you're gonna make a post on Angie's leg, good one Markus!
ReplyDelete@Castor...yeah, it's a nice leg and all. I wouldn't kick that leg out of my bed or anything, but people really are too excited about that leg.
ReplyDelete@Ruth...I guess I'll have to try and not be so predictable, but yes the leg is a no-brainer post worthy subject!
ReplyDeleteOut of curiosity, what leg wouldn't you kick out of bed Markus?
ReplyDelete@dirty...oh there are quite a few legs not worthy to share a bed with me.
ReplyDelete"Annoying goth chick and part time costume employee" Too funny those two go together like chocolate and peanut butter. I am going to start investing now in mannequin legs.
ReplyDelete@3guys...they'll likely be worth a small fortune on e-bay!
ReplyDeleteWhat made me laugh the most was seeing her pose for photos ensuring the leg was strategically positioned. Then when she came on stage to present an award, she made sure she was precise with her stance. It seemed like a glowing tribute to her own beauty - pretentious in the extreme. And I actually thought she was looking a bit malnourished if I'm being completely honest!
ReplyDeleteDan you are right on the money! I hate to say it about a woman who is typically gorgeous, but she needs to eat a sandwich for crying out loud!
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